Hate to break it to you, folks...

Here are the simple facts:

• I had a nice long weekend away from home for the first time in a long time
• I am dreading going to work at 6 AM tomorrow morning
• I am six...that's right...six beers deep, and on my way to the fridge for another
• We have pizza on the way
• Football is on t.v.
• All of the above are actively contributing to my lack of motivation

Read all of these one more time if you must. Please allow it to sink in so that you understand where I am coming from. Are you ready for it?

Are you sure...?

There will be no well-written, thought-invoking, researched or scientific/statistical analysis-based posted this evening. That means no stories about guys named Mullet that cut other peoples' hair off. There will be no bitter rambling about some crazy b*tch that wronged me in some way. Tonight will not be the release of a review of some movie I strongly urge you (and your children) not to see.

No. There will be none of that.

Not up in here.

I will continue my ranting and raving tomorrow. Enjoy your evening, everyone. I am doing just that as we speak. Well...as you read...what I typed. Yea, that.

D.